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    <title>Things To Do Once You&apos;re Retired</title>
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    <published>2008-03-07T00:52:19Z</published>
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    <summary>Well, once a person retires, they apparently have a lot of time on their hands. I&apos;m not sure how he knew, but I received THIS in my email today....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well, once a person retires, they apparently have a lot of time on their hands.  I'm not sure how he knew, but I received <a href="http://www.thekillingjoke.com/blog/files/birthday_greeting.wmv">THIS</a> in my email today.</p>

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    <title>Independence Day</title>
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    <published>2007-07-03T13:28:34Z</published>
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    <summary>IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.</p>

<p>The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,</p>

<p>When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.</p>

<p>We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.</p>

<p>He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.<br />
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.<br />
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. <br />
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. <br />
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.<br />
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.<br />
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.<br />
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.<br />
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.<br />
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.<br />
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.<br />
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.<br />
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:<br />
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:<br />
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:<br />
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:<br />
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: <br />
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:<br />
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences<br />
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:<br />
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:<br />
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.<br />
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.<br />
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. <br />
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.<br />
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. <br />
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.</p>

<p>In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.</p>

<p>Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.</p>

<p>We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>History Lesson</title>
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    <published>2007-06-26T18:34:47Z</published>
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    <summary>The Bill of Rights The Conventions of a number of the States having, at the time of adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Bill of Rights  <br />
The Conventions of a number of the States having, at the time of adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added, and as extending the ground of public confidence in the Government will best insure the beneficent ends of its institution;  </p>

<p>Resolved, by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, two-thirds of both Houses concurring, that the following articles be proposed to the Legislatures of the several States, as amendments to the Constitution of the United States; all or any of which articles, when ratified by three-fourths of the said Legislatures, to be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the said Constitution, namely:</p>

<p>Amendment I  </p>

<p>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.</p>

<p>Amendment II    </p>

<p>A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.</p>

<p>Amendment III   </p>

<p>No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.</p>

<p>Amendment IV    </p>

<p>The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.</p>

<p>Amendment V    </p>

<p>No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.</p>

<p>Amendment VI   </p>

<p>In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.</p>

<p>Amendment VII  </p>

<p>In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.</p>

<p>Amendment VIII    </p>

<p>Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.</p>

<p>Amendment IX   </p>

<p>The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.</p>

<p>Amendment X    </p>

<p>The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.<br />
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    <title>Jerry Fallwell Still Has Power</title>
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    <published>2007-06-16T17:43:54Z</published>
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    <summary>Well, I made a few changes to my site and some of the posts. No big deal. I&apos;ve had this site since I don&apos;t remember when -- over 5 years now in its various formats -- and I&apos;ve always tried...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well, I made a few changes to my site and some of the posts.  No big deal.  I've had this site since I don't remember when -- over 5 years now in its various formats -- and I've always tried to be careful about certain things.  I used to work at the cow spotted hell hole in Sioux Falls and they blocked all sites on Midcontinent's network, meaning people working in Sioux Falls could not get to sites on Midcontinent's network in Sioux Falls.  I could not look at or view my site from work.  People working for TCSHH in Sioux City could see my site.  Go figure.  Anyway, the company spent the last 3 or 4 years of my career there trying to come up with reasons to fire people so that they didn't have to pay them severance.  One of the things you could do to get in trouble was mention where you worked by name and then post facts about what was going on at work.  Whether you were happy or pissed off or whether the facts were good, bad or indifferent didn't really matter.  If you were talking about work and they could prove it, you weren't a team player.  Once you were identified as a non-team player, it was only a matter of time before the high muckity-mucks would find an opportunity to send HR out on a doughnut run so they could grab you and take you into the back room for a little make over.  They'd strip you down to your skivvies and roll you in broken glass and salt then douse you with gasoline.  When HR came back with the doughnuts they'd write you up for not following the dress code and for working in an unsafe fashion (you're full of broken glass and smell like gasoline, no one else is full of broken glass,  smelling like gasoline is unfair to the people around you, all this bleeding is a bio-hazard,  is this how you were trained to do your job? etc).  If you tried to explain what happened then you had "a bad attitude" and out the fuckin door you'd go.</p>

<p>So ... like I was saying.  I try to be carefull with my website.  I don't usually put any names in this thing.. except sometimes nick names.  I've never put MY name in a post and I had never named the place where I worked until recently.  I was lulled into a false sense of security, I guess.  This was most likely caused by a number of factors.<br />
1.  No one reads this site.  I"m like the WKRP of blogs.  The only people reading this site are the bedridden who can't reach their computer and the amputees who let the pen fall out of their mouths so they can't type in a new URL.<br />
2.  Since no one is reading my site (see 1.) then I'm doing this for my own entertainment and no one else's.<br />
3.  Most of the people at the last place I worked (after TCSHH, before my current place) couldn't spell computer and couldn't afford one.  No worries there.<br />
4.  The place I'm currently working is really nice.  They don't seem to have a lot of the corporate hang ups like "we pay you, so we own you" or "perception is reality, so don't EVER tell ANYONE what's really going on" and "you're only here because we haven't figured our a way to fire you yet".</p>

<p>What does all this have to do with the price of hay in Montanna?  Nothing.  But I digress.</p>

<p>Apparenly someone contacted people at my place of employment and advised them that they were offended by a post on my stupid blog.  <br />
When I was informed of this my first reaction was "really?  no one reads my site (see 1. above)".  <br />
My next thought was "how did I offend someone?  -- oh..yeah, I said I was glad that Jerry Fallwell had died."  <br />
My third thought was "how in the hell did they find out where i worked?".  <br />
I was also informed that since this is my personal site paid for and created by me with my money on my own time and has absolutely nothing to do with work, my employers really couldn't do anthing about what I do or don't post (duh).  But they did ask me politely, so that they don't get anymore visits and so there's no liability issues, could I please not use people's names on my site.<br />
I replied, quite honestly, "I normally don't.  But there is that Jerry Fallwell thing and one post about a bunch of my friends from TCSHH coming to work here.  Did I offend one of them?"<br />
I was told no, I had not offended one of them but the company would prefer if I didn't use people's names.</p>

<p>Alright.  Cool.  I went back through my posts looking for the clues used by the Fallwellians to find me.  Ah yes... i had relaxed too much in my blogging...and feeling comfortable with you, my audience of bed sores and dropped pens, had posted the name of the company which currently employs me.  I have now censored that information in true, narrow-minded, Fallwellian fashion.  If the post had been a book, I'd have burned it.  I've also changed names to nicknames or first names unless I have permission -- except for Roger's because he said he didn't care, which wasn't permission, it was indifference.  I've even changed some posts which had a bit of a gender bias that could possibly be misconstrued.  Now there's absolutely no reason that anyone at my place of employment should ever hear another complaint about my external, personal website.</p>

<p>I changed everything exept the Jerry Fallwell post.  I have not received permission to use his name yet (probably because I haven't bothered to ask yet).  I don't know his nickname.  I can't use his first name because if I just say "Jerry" and I'm referring to a famous person, everyone will think "Jerry Lewis" as in "Jerry's Kids".  Besides, there's really nothing in the post that isn't factual.  Jerry Fallwell died on May 15th.  I was glad.  Both are true statements.  If that offends you then DON'T READ MY BLOG.  Jeez.  Even the bedridden and amputees know they can close their eyes.  Whimpering might help too... if you whimper enough maybe someone will come over and change the URL for you.</p>

<p>Jerry Fallwell was a narrow minded bigot who was given the national stage far too often.  He was good friends with our current President.  Explain that.  Explain that to me.  How, in this day and age, can any member of either political party NOT distance themselves from a narrow minded bigot who leads a large organization of people who all think similarly to him if not just like him?  Where's the plus?  Where's the plus for any of these so-called Republicans with their staunch Christian values and beliefs?  Why would any of them say "this narrow minded bigot was my good friend. I will miss him" even if that IS in fact the case?  It makes no sense to me.</p>

<p>I've always been suspicious of the overtly Christian.  In my opinion it seems that the overtly Christian feel they are the only Christians and any of us who are quietly Christian, or simply aren't "churchy", don't have or should not be allowed to have an opinion about anything.  You either believe in every single thing that they believe in or you're not a Christian.Period.  To top it off most of the overtly Christian people I have been unfortunate enough to encounter or learn about are complete hypocrits.  While their thumping the Bible with one hand and railing about the loss of American (read: Christian){translation: Christian zealot} values they're embezzling money from their place of employment with the other hand all while getting a blow job from the gay meth addict hidden in the podium.  Their kids show up to school all beat to hell and when the social worker comes to their house for a "surprise" visit (the visit is only ever a surprise to the kids, they are surprised that mom and dad quit drinking early and they're surprised that they're not getting all beat to hell yet), everyone sits at the supper table and dad says "Grace".  The social worker sees this wonderfully worshipfull scene and thinks "These are good Christians.  They obviously don't hurt their kids.  They are praying.  People who pray don't lie or hurt other people.  They are such good Christians that I can still smell the sacramental wine on Mom and Dad's breath.  They must have went to Mass right before supper.  It's too bad their kids are obviously clumsy as Hell (social workers are liberals and not very "churchy", hence the cursing while thinking, although they do recognize religious-type practices when they see them).  Those kids must be slightly retarded to run into walls and fall down stairs all the time.  We'll have the school put them in special-ed."</p>

<p>They are a bunch of hypocrits and I don't trust them.  </p>

<p>To the private citizens out there whose names I used without permission:  <br />
I sincerely appologize for any pain or suffereing I may have caused by typing your name so that it would appear on the internet.  This is not an admission of guilt and I, as a private individual, have no control over other individuals or organizations or their actions.  I cannot control what others choose to read or how what they choose to read makes them "feel".</p>

<p>To the Fallwellians out there:<br />
If my opinions offend you, if my scathing sarcastic prose is too much for your sensitive eyes, if I use words that painfully stretch the bounds of your vocabulary or if the shoe fits but you don't want to wear it, Click on the X in the upper right hand corner of your screen.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Chris Loomis and Looney Tunes</title>
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    <summary>I took friday off and Michele and I took our niece Rachel (names used with permission) to Minneapolis to see Tim McGraw and Faith Hill in concert at the Xcel Energy Center. It was a very good concert and we...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I took friday off and Michele and I took our niece Rachel (names used with permission) to Minneapolis to see Tim McGraw and Faith Hill in concert at the Xcel Energy Center.  It was a very good concert and we had incredible seats thanks to Michele's (name used with permission) excellent Ticket Master skills.  We were only 4 or 5 rows away from one edge of their raised, cross-shaped stage.  I could have taken 3 steps and been on the stage if I didn't mind stepping on drunk teens (maybe twenty somethings - I dunno, I'm getting old) and 300 pound rednecks (male and female).  Let's just say these country music stars were within spittin' distance.  <br />
We did make one mistake.  We only left an hour early for the concert.  It was 10 miles from the hotel and we covered 8.25 miles in 13 minutes.  At 6:43 pm, with the concert starting at 7:30, I was on the shoulder of the road in the line of cars waiting to go up the exit ramp at Kellog Street 1.75 miles away.  At 8:00 pm I got to the top of the exit ramp and was able to turn on Kellog but we still had to find a place to park.  After parking and walking back to the Xcel Energy Center, it was 8:25 or so.  No big deal.  We missed the opening act.  We didn't know there was an opening act but we missed it.  We got to our seats just as she was finishing her last song.  That didn't bother us.<br />
What did bother us was the drunk girl in the seat right next to our three.  The seats in that place are jammed in like coach seating on a discount airline.  You don't get to your seat unless everyone who's already in the row stands up.  This drunk girl -- a rather big drunk girl -- was too inebriated to stand up.  That's what she told me on her 3rd attempt at standing: "I'm too drunk to stand up", which I guess meant -- since she had to be from Minnesota, Iowa or South Dakota -- she thought I was good looking and she was looking for a piece of ass.  I said "I can't get to my seat" meaning 'you're fat, you're drunk and you're in my fucking way (I'm here with my fiance)'.  Her friend helped her stand up and we went to our seats.  The music does a big crescendo and stops; someone goes "you guys have been great, thank you, good night" into the microphone; the lights come up and we sit down - me, Rachel, Michele (names used with permission) <empty seat> and the drunk girl.  We weren't sitting down for two minutes when I see Michele (name used with permission) spin around in her seat and then shoot to her feet.  I look over and there's drunk girl vomitting into a plastic beer cup (it didn't all fit).  I stand up.  Michele (name used with permission)says "I need security.  I'm not sitting next to that."  We look over and drunk girl says "no, it's all right" and then spills part of the contents of the beer cup on herself.  She then tries to set it down which involved spilling some on the empty seat between her and Michele (name used with permission), some on the floor and the by now mostly empty cup was put in the cup holder in front of her seat.  Drunk girls friends finally finish chewing their cuds and look over.  Michele (name used with permission) said loudly "I'm getting security".  They look at drunk girl and her mess and somehow organize to pry her up and get her verticle.   Then using a sack of grain with molasses drizzled on it they lead her up the stairs to a holding pen somewhere.  I don't know where they went but drunk girl and one of her friends didn't come back until the concert was half over.  At $80 a pop for tickets, that must have been some pretty damn good booze and one very good friend.<br />
The concert started shortly thereafter with a Tim and Faith duet, then Faith did her set, then some more duets, then Tim did his set, then some more duets.  I didn't get over until after 11:00.   It was very good and we enjoyed it alot.<br />
The next day we went to the Mall of America.  I met Chris Loomis (name used with indifference) at Barnes and Noble.  He had purchased Looney Tunes Golden Colleciton Vol 3 for me some months before when B&N was having a buy one get on free sale and everything in the store was 10% off.  It only cost me $30 and it's usually $65.  I paid him for that and then we went into B&N to look around.  We ended up back by the dvd's again.  The were having a buy 2 get 1 free sale and everything was 10% off again.  I ended up buying Looney Tunes Golden Collection Vol 1, Vol 2 and Vol 4 for $112.  That's over 24 hours of Warner Bros. cartoons and they're not all cut up like they are when they show them on TV these days.  Chris (name used with indifference) and I just wandered around the mall and BS'ed while the girls shopped and rode rides at the amusement park formerly known as Camp Snoopy (what is it about Minneapolis and these stupid names?).<br />
It was a pretty fun weekend.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Went camping, saw 3rd Pirates installment</title>
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    <published>2007-05-30T15:51:17Z</published>
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    <summary>As I mentioned before we went camping at Whitlock&apos;s Bay by Gettysburg, SD over Memorial weekend. We didn&apos;t set up the tent. The wind was blowint 30 to 45 MPH every day and it didn&apos;t get to 60 until Monday....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>As I mentioned before we went camping at Whitlock's Bay by Gettysburg, SD over Memorial weekend.  We didn't set up the tent.  The wind was blowint 30 to 45 MPH every day and it didn't get to 60 until Monday.  We still had a good time.  Went out in my uncle Richard's boat on Sunday for about 5 hours.  He caught 2 walleye.  No one else caught anything.  Other than that, we went from camper to camper, visit with this group, visit with that group.  We played some cribbage.  We brought the double 12 dominoes along but didn't get them out.<br />
It was nice to see my folks and spend some time with aunts and uncles.<br />
We came back on Monday.  Everyone left in a hurry due to the severe storm warnings that were being broadcast that AM.  We got going about 10 am and took a different route home.  It saved me about 40 miles but I had to use more secondary roads.  It would have been a lot longer time-wise but after the first hour or so of being in the middle of nowhere, SD -- I picked up the pace a bit and zipped on home.<br />
We got home at 3pm so we unloaded, unpacked, emptied and cleaned coolers and then went to Pirates of the Carribean At World's End.   It was very good and I'll probably go again when Michele takes her nephews to it.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Saw an interesting quote on the news</title>
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    <published>2007-05-29T05:19:21Z</published>
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    <summary>We went camping at Whitlock&apos;s Bay in central South Dakota for Memorial Weekend. It was cold and the wind was blowing at least 30 MPH all three days. We didn&apos;t set up the tent. We stayed in my Mom and...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>We went camping at Whitlock's Bay in central South Dakota for Memorial Weekend.  It was cold and the wind was blowing at least 30 MPH all three days.  We didn't set up the tent.  We stayed in my Mom and Dad's camper.  Last night I was visiting my uncle Gary.  He had the TV on his his camper and someone was flipping through the channels.  I don't know what the news story was about or in what context this quote was given because the volume was muted, but they had the quote printed on the screen so it could be read.  I thought it was very interesting and was wondering when it was from, as it seems very relevant today.  Here it is:</p>

<p>Per the Congressional Record, September 16, 1981:</p>

<p>There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs. There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus Christ, or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like any powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue, they complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both. I'm frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in 'A,' 'B,' 'C,' and 'D.'  Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me? And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of 'conservatism.' </p>

<p>--Conservative Arizona senator and 1964 Republican presidential nominee <br />
Barry Goldwater<br />
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    <title>Time for a Change</title>
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    <published>2007-05-15T19:11:26Z</published>
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    <summary>The political season is upon us. It gets earlier every election -- kind of like Christmas Marketing. Jerry Fallwell died today at the age of 73. I felt a little surge of glee when I read that. The Wall Street...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The political season is upon us.  It gets earlier every election -- kind of like Christmas Marketing.</p>

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/15/jerry.falwell/index.html">Jerry Fallwell died</a> today at the age of 73.  I felt a little surge of glee when I read that.</p>

<p>The Wall Street Journal reports that teen employment is at an all time low nationwide.  It has dropped steadily since 2000.  The article state that the jobs teens normally fill are not available to them because adults are taking those jobs -- as second jobs, one of two or three poorly paying jobs, whatever.  There is a related article <a target="_blank" href="http://www.pbs.org/newshour/extra/features/jan-june04/teenjobs_6-21.html">here</a>.  I tried to link to the WSJ but they want me to pay for the paper before I can view it online.</p>

<p>I know I'm getting paid less than I was in 2000.  Yes, I've changed jobs since then due to a large corporate layoff but I'm very near what are considered a person's prime earning years yet my income has decreased in the last 7 years instead of going up.  So what's wrong with this picture?</p>

<p>Does it bother anyone besides me that our current Administration <a target="_blank" href="http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/02/06/column.billpress/">consulted</a> with Enron before rolling out their big <a target="_blank" href="http://www.citizen.org/pressroom/release.cfm?ID=1960">energy bill</a> during their first term in office?<br />
    <br />
What about the government contracts awarded to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0403-10.htm">Chaney's Halliburton</a> to rebuild the infrastructure in Iraq (after we blew it up)-- even though they <a target="_blank" href="http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9A0DE6DB133CF936A35756C0A960948260">haven't paid their taxes</a> for a few years.  I'd like to remind you that the contracts were awarded to them from "closed bids" (as in not public) due to "national security".  Does anyone find it odd that Haliburton is now <a target="_blank" href="http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/halliburton-move-headquarters-dubai/story.aspx?guid=%7B71120983-5D06-416D-80D7-3B4348F8C514%7D">moving their headquarters</a> to <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tc-map.png">Dubai</a> ?   -- <a target="_blank" href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Politics/story?id=2943017">(No more taxes)</a></p>

<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007705150329">Gas prices</a> are at an all time high, about 3.30 per gallon here in the Sioux Empire.  That's almost as high as it is in <a target="_blank" href="http://money.cnn.com/2007/05/15/news/economy/record_gas_prices/index.htm">California</a>.  I'm sure we've all asked why, oh why, do gas prices go up at least 50 cents once it gets warm out and then only drop 25 cents when it cools off.  We're told it's because there's a larger demand in the summer and we don't have the refining capacity to keep up.  OK.  Sure.  You bet.  There hasn't been a new refinery built in this country since <a target="_blank" href="http://money.cnn.com/2007/04/17/news/economy/refineries/index.htm?postversion=2007041715">1976</a> because apparently no one wants to live by one, yet we have John Morrells right in the middle of town.  Go figure.  So, we have one of those neat economic issues, a small supply and a large demand, right?  I dunno.  It seems odd to me that by not having enough gas to meet the country's demand, the oil companies have been pulling in Billion dollar record breaking profits.  <a target="_blank" href="http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune500/2007/snapshots/496.html">Exxon Mobil</a> is #2 on the Fortune 500 list with 39.5 Billion (with a B) in profits.  PROFITS -- as in after expenses.  They were #1, and I'm sure they will be again, since right now Wal-Mart is #1 but once we buy gas to get to work, we won't be able to afford to buy anything else, not even discount items from that shit-hole, Wal-Mart.  So why now?  Why have the oil companies suddenly realized that they have this country by the short and culies?  I mean, they know we have to get to work, right?  They know we have to buy gas even if it is JUST to get to work.  So why have prices gone up an <a target="_blank" href="http://oregonstate.edu/Dept/pol_sci/fac/sahr/gasol.htm">average of $0.25 per year since 2002</a>?  Could it be because <a target="_blank" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1138009.stm">the president, vice-president, commerce secretary and national security adviser all have strong ties to the oil industry</a>? </p>

<p>Lets go back to this <a target="_blank" href="http://oregonstate.edu/Dept/pol_sci/fac/sahr/gasol.htm">chart</a> for a moment.  Notice the blue line.  That line indicates what gas prices were equal to in 2005 cents.  That means that in 1980 and 1981, gas was $2.99 per gallon if you were using dollars earned in 2005 to buy it.  If you look at the actual pump price for those years, you'll see $1.296.  I'm going to quit bitching about gas prices now because if you look at that chart another way, you'll see that a) gas was already this high once, and b) every dollar I have, every dollar I earn is worth less than half of what it was worth in 1980.</p>

<p>Like I said, the political season is upon us.  I know a lot of people out there are thinking "It's time for a change" meaning "Let's put a Democrat/black man/woman in the White House".  There are others out there that are going to vote a straight party ticket no mater what (and you're the dipshits that piss me off worse than people who don't vote at all).</p>

<p>It IS time for a change.  It's time for people to wake the fuck up and really look at who we're putting in charge.  We should NOT put someone in the White House to show how open minded and socially superior we are.  We should not put someone in the White House because we're Left and they're Right and they've fucked it all up for 8 years so now it's our turn.  We should not put someone in the White House because they go to a church we like and want to pass laws that make us feel all warm and fuzzy about trying to force our morality on others.  It  does not matter what sex, race, religion or political party our next President belongs to. They need to be there for the job, not for themselves and their own interests.</p>

<p>It's our job to really look at the candidates.  I don't mean watch them on TV.  I mean really look at them.  Who donates to their campaign?  What private sector entities do they have ties to?  Which lobyists and special interest groups did they write bills for?  Vote on bills for?  Go to the Caymans with?  We need to truely scrutinize the candidates.  We need to look beyond the mud slinging and media sensationalism that will occur.  It's time for us to change.</p>

<p>Don't forget to register to vote.</p>

<p>Oh.. did I mention that Jerry Fallwell died?     HA!</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Yep, I believe you...because I&apos;m THAT stupid</title>
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    <published>2007-04-04T19:20:12Z</published>
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    <summary>Hey all. Weather went to shit here. 70s in March and teens with snow in April. Nice. I&apos;ve been working on my other website. www.csccdigital.com. It&apos;s on the &quot;Machining&quot; tab up top. Hopefully I&apos;ll get it going and keep it...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey all.  Weather went to shit here.  70s in March and teens with snow in April.  Nice.  I've been working on my other website.  www.csccdigital.com.  It's on the "Machining" tab up top.  Hopefully I'll get it going and keep it updated as I do more with my lathe.</p>

<p>We have a lot of new people starting this week.  They are all in training. We have one new person that has done everything.  (S)he used to program on punch cards at Citibank.  (S)he was a customer service manager at Citibank.  (S)he re-wired the building at Citibank.  (S)he used to work construction.  (S)he ran her/his own business.  Today I heard that this person also said they worked at LogeNet.  (S)he's 30.  If you mistakenly bother to try getting clarifaction on one of these stories that doesn't seem to make sense - even mathimatically - like this person's too young to have programmed on punch cards, then they add to their story and elaborate to the point where it's even more inconceivable.  It's fairly annoying.<br />
(S)he's in training now explaining how to fix programs she/he hasn't been trained on yet.  I'm sure that's a lot of fun for everyone else.  (S)he's studying to become A+ certified right now... because anyone with years of experience knows how valuable that is.  Too bad she/he has to ask her/his neighbors what the DOS commands do.</p>

<p>New hires that are ex-Gateway: Big D, Mare, Freezie, Seth, Roger Berggren (Roger's name used with permission of the owner or indifference on the owner's part).   There may be more, but those are the ones I know.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>New Game</title>
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    <published>2007-03-29T18:51:45Z</published>
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    <summary>I don&apos;t know if you remember Diablo or not, but it&apos;s a game that several of us from gateway used to get to gether and play until the wee hours of the morning. Jason and I spent a lot of...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I don't know if you remember Diablo or not, but it's a game that several of us from gateway used to get to gether and play until the wee hours of the morning.   Jason and I spent a lot of time in DiabloII / DiabloII Lord of Destruction when that came out also.<br />
Well, Jason found a new game call Titan Quest that's very Diablo-like but the graphics are better.  It has some it's own plusses and minuses as far as game features go, but they got it mostly right.  I purchased it from amazon.com after visting with Jason about it at the Pheonix bar in Harrisburg.  I was really tired that night, had been at Skelly's Pub since about 4:30, and went to the Pheonix around 9:00.   Only thing I really remember is that Monty was there, there was a dog in the bar, and we talked about Titan Quest.  I went home at 11 and died.<br />
Anyway, I have the game now... and the expansion pack.  Am just playing the normal game now and it's pretty good.  If you like Diablo or DiabloII , you'd like it.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Quick Trip to Pierre</title>
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    <published>2007-03-20T16:12:14Z</published>
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    <summary>Chris Loomis was supposed to be in town last weekend but I had to call him and tell him not to come. I got a call on Thursday morning that my grandpa had passed away, so I went to Pierre...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Chris Loomis was supposed to be in town last weekend but I had to call him and tell him not to come.  I got a call on Thursday morning that my grandpa had passed away, so I went to Pierre instead.  It was nice to see my aunts and cousins, and my Mom and Dad.  Too bad it wasn't under better circumstances.  </p>

<p>My Mom is taking it pretty hard--understandably-- as her mom passed about a year and a half ago.</p>

<p>I was a pallbearer again.  My mom really wanted me to be one and if that's what she wants, if it makes her feel better, I'm willing to do it.  It's not a job that I wanted to become good at, but it seems like I've been getting a lot of practice.  I don't know.  I've been a pallbearer 5 times but 4 of them have been in the past year and a half.  </p>

<p>I consider it an honor to help bring a loved one to their final rest.  It certainly isn't has hard as all the planning and arranging that other people have had to do before the various funerals I've attended recently.  I guess I'm just tired of the sadness.  I've had enough funerals for a while, not that there's anything anyone can do about how many funerals a person has to go to or when they occur.  I've noticed that I have other relatives that I've seen at these events that don't seem to have any "duties".  They show up, visit with relatives that they haven't seen for a while, dress up on the day of, mumble through some songs, eat their Lutheran Hot Dish or the ham-on-a-buttered-dinner-roll sandwiches and go home.  I sometimes think "that would be nice".  Nice to not have to worry about showing up early or about getting instructions right, nice to sit with my family,  nice to not have to worry about tripping/falling/dropping. (Believe me, it crosses your mind.)  But it's also nice that my family knows I'll show up, they know that I'll listen to instructions and that I'll comport myself with decorum.  They know that if they give me a difficult duty on a difficult day I'll stand up and do it for them.  That's nice too.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Klemens Max Hlebanja was born in Stanley County, SD in 1917 to Austrian immigrants who had homesteaded west of Hayes, SD.  I didn't know until last year that his first name was Klemens, which was his father's name.  Everyone always called him Max.  He liked to fly, hunt, fish and play practicle jokes on people.  He always had a good story to tell.<br />
One of my favorites:<br />
When he was about 80, he was having a lot of trouble walking.  He finally went to the doctor to get checked out.  He told the doctor it was probably his right knee because he'd had pain in that knee for quite a while.  The doctor told him it was probably his hip since he was kind getting on in years and hip joints tend to wear out, but the doc said they'd xray his hip and knee and see what they came up with.<br />
A few days later, Max was back at the doctor's and the doc said "Well, Max, it is your hip and we'll have to schedule you for replacement surgery.  But I have a question about your knee....there seems to be a bullet in it."<br />
Grandpa replied, "Ooooohh?"  He could say more with the word 'oh' than most people can with whole sentences.  He started to laugh and said "I fogot all about that.  When I was 16 I was practicing my quick draw and shot myself in the knee.  I didn't want to get in trouble so I just wrapped it up and didn't tell anyone."<br />
So when my grandpa had his hip replaced, they took what was left of the 60-odd year old bullet out of his knee too.<br />
Grandpa thought that was hillarious.<br />
I'll really miss him.</p>]]>
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    <title>The Patriot Act O/S</title>
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    <published>2007-03-14T13:51:02Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-14T14:22:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I haven&apos;t seen Vista. I&apos;ve had to help people with Vista over the phone but I haven&apos;t seen it. I shouldn&apos;t have to help people with Vista. What part of &quot;It&apos;s not a supported operating system.&quot; and &quot;Our products have...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I haven't seen Vista.  I've had to help people with Vista over the phone but I haven't seen it.  I shouldn't have to help people with Vista.  What part of "It's not a supported operating system." and "Our products have not been tested on Vista." is so hard to understand?.  And yet these same people are expected to know whether or not they should allow or deny every action they take in the O/S.  Hey!  Bill Gates!!   If I didn't want to do it, I wouldn't have fuckin' clicked on it.  Dumb ass!</p>

<p>It pisses me off that in order to "protect" us from "attack" they have totally turned off any freedom we may have had in the O/S and have added an additional layer checks to "protect the user from themselves".  This is a total crock.  I won't be buying a copy of this very soon.  It combines the worst features of both political parties in an O/S that mimicks Homeland Security on many levels.  It "sounds like a good idea", is overly cumbersome, has high overhead, tries to do so many things that it can do none of them well, and ultimately, it doesn't work.</p>

<p>Please remove your shoes and put all your liquids in 3oz containers before purchasing.</p>

<p>We should declare that spammers, hackers and virus makers are terrorists and get rid of some of them.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Busy Busy Busy</title>
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    <published>2007-02-27T15:34:17Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-27T16:36:45Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I haven&apos;t posted in a while, apparently. Another month gone. I didn&apos;t realize that anyone went to my site until I had 3 people tell me on the same night &quot;I go to your site every day. You haven&apos;t posted&quot;....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I haven't posted in a while, apparently.  Another month gone.  I didn't realize that anyone went to my site until I had 3 people tell me on the same night "I go to your site every day.  You haven't posted".  Well, OK.  You're right I haven't.</p>

<p>I was hoping that having internet access at work for the first time in a long time I'd get to post more during the day while I'm thinking witty thoughts about the stupidity around me.  Unfortuneately, we've been so busy at my -what was supposed to be a cushy- tech job that I barely have time to type my notes in Vantive.  (Yep, Vantive).  We've had a couple of software rollouts that have gone all pear shaped in the past months.  We were almost through all the calls from the first update that completely unspooled when the next monthly update came out and snarled up a bunch of other stuff.  I will say I'm definately learning at an accellerated pace since we've managed to blow up almost every install we have out there (not really, just seems that way).  It certainly cut into my posting time.</p>

<p>Nothing is going on in my life.  I'm alive and in fairly good health for a 36 (almost 37) year old beer swilling smoker.  I go to work, I go home.  I watch TV or read.  I go to bed. </p>

<p>It's been too cold for me to get out in the garage and work with my lathe but I have a bunch of new toys for it and am hoping to do some machining in a couple weeks, so it better damn well warm up.  The lathe is something I really enjoy and I'm hoping to get out there and really start using it.  I don't want it to be something I shouldn't have bought (although I could sell it and get most of my money back if I decided I wouldn't use it).  I've also been considering getting one of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.microproto.com/MMDSLS.htm">Taig's small milling machines</a>.  I would like to do more work on my lathe first to see if I can justify the expense -- as in will I actually use it?   Honestly, I don't need the milling machine.  I just WANT it.  The fact that I haven't already bought it hopefully indicates that I've matured somewhat in the past decade.  But how cool would it be to have a CNC desktop mill with the 4th axis rotary table so that you could mill out 3d objects created in CAD software and controled by your desktop?  Isn't that really the best of both worlds?  This would be an opportunity for me to tie two seemingly useless hobbies together.</p>

<p>Getting one of those would be cool but it won't happen for a while.  I'd like to have a house first.  I'd really like it if we had our own washer and dryer.  I'd like a kitchen big enough for two people to stand in at the same time.  I'd like a garage that had enough room for my toys and both our cars.  I want I want I want = $$$$ so I'm hoping to get a house first and soon, then worry about some of these other toys.</p>

<p>So I guess that's the long term plan.  I'm still paying off some other things but I'm close to being done with that.  Then get a house.  Then of course there will be stuff I'll need to get like a lawn mower and whatnot to actually maintain a house.  Maybe then I can get some new toys like a CNC Mill or a new PC or something...if there's any $$$$ left. </p>]]>
        
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    <title>This weekend&apos;s big football story</title>
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    <published>2007-02-05T15:17:46Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-06T02:40:01Z</updated>
    
    <summary>ok, superbowl 41 is over. colts won... the wrong rex grossman showed up for the game... eveyone was putting the ball on the ground like they were the keystone kops lets get to the real football story of the weekend...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>ok, superbowl 41 is over.   colts won... the wrong rex grossman showed up for the game... eveyone was putting the ball on the ground like they were the keystone kops</p>

<p>lets get to the real football story of the weekend</p>

<p>Brett Favre has announced that he's coming back next year.  Yay!.   Seriously.  <br />
<table><tr><td><img alt="Brett Favre" src="http://www.thekillingjoke.com/blogimages/102206favre.jpg" width="215" height="215" /></td><td><img alt="Favre & Driver" src="http://www.thekillingjoke.com/blogimages/Favre%20%26%20Driver.jpg" width="215" height="215" /></td></tr></table><br />
This guy is the reason I even started watching football.  Would I watch football if he retired?  Well, yes, because I'm hooked now and the Packers would still exist as a team... but it just wouldn't be the same for quite a while.  There's something about the way he can throw interception after interception and still look like he's having fun... <br />
and still come back in the last 4 minutes and win a game.  The "win a game" part has been happening a lot less in the last couple years of rebuilding, but I'd argue that it had nothing to due with Brett's ability to play the game.  He's lost some receivers, etc but the rebuilding seemed to be complete by the end of this season.  They didn't make the playoffs, but they had a chance.  The Giants won their last game, which did nothing for the Giants, but it kept the Pack out of the playoffs.  More wins on the Pack's part would have helped the situation.</p>

<p>So, now I get to plan a trip to actually go to an NFL game.  Going to go to one of the games at Lambeau early next season while the weather is still kinda nice.  I try to live my life with few things that I want to do left undone, try to have no regrets.  If I didn't take the oporunity to see my favorite player play a game at one of the most historical stadiums in football I'd regret it.  Michele was already looking at travel packages and plane tickets online last night.  No package prices yet, as tickets sales don't start until April, but we'll be going.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Can&apos;t see the forest for the...</title>
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    <published>2007-02-04T07:09:07Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-05T13:41:39Z</updated>
    
    <summary>uhhh you know.. tall things, really hard -- like a stick but bigger -- green and bendy in the spring and summer... anyway I&apos;ve been trying to get the anit-spam crap set up on my linux box for 3 days...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>uhhh  you know.. tall things, really hard -- like a stick but bigger -- green and bendy in the spring and summer... <br />
anyway I've been trying to get the anit-spam crap set up on my linux box for 3 days with little success.  I was hoping to use the thing that puts a jpeg or image on the screen that contains letters or numbers that you have to type in to submit comments. I found a moveable type plug in for that called Captcha.  The Captcha plug in required that I install Authen::Captcha and GD.pm perl modules on my Linux system.  When I downloaded those and read the readme's, I discovered that GD.pm (GD-2.35 is latest version) is actually a prerequiste of Authen::Captcha.  Not a problem, except that GD.pm reqires another module called libgd to be installed.  libgd (gd-2.0.35 is latest version) is a module that allows you to dynamically create .gif and .jpg files, which is exactly what I wanted to do for comment security.  Cool.   Oop, bad news.  Unfortuneately, gdlib requires 2 other completely separate modules in order of it to actually create the .gif files -- the PNG graphics library (to create .png images) and the zlib compression library. There are also 3 other "optional" modules, one of which -- the JPEG library (verson 6b or later) -- is neded to get .jpeg files to work.  Ok.  So I find those, read THEIR documentation and now I'm ass deep in this thing and have all this crap downloaded.  If you've read this far, you must have been bored out of your goddamn mind when you started reading.  But my story gets even better.......Well, longer.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Believe it or not, I don't know diddly-shit about Linux.  If I manage to get something to work for me in Fedora's gui, that's a big, way cool, triumph.  I kind of understand what's going on in there but I don't know where anything is, why it's there or what might be using it.  Part of the reason for that is I normally don't have a monitor connected to that system.  It has a keyboard so it will POST, a network cable and a power cord.  If I need to make changes to it, which happens pretty often when I'm in a programming mood, I use webmin and it pretty much takes care of me.  It knows where everything is.</p>

<p>Be that as it may, I was able to get zlib, png and the JPEG library installed which was very encouraging considering I'd spend more than a few hours downloading this and that and finding out I needed the other thing too.  Keep in mind (if you have one left after reading this far) that all of these packages/libraries/modules are created, maintained, compiled, updated, documented, etc, etc by different people/groups/sea monkies who all need to stay in their mom's basements and continue coding, rather than going outside where they might end up breeding.  The packages are all out on different sites.  One thing might use another thing, might even require it, but that doesn't mean that the guy who lives in his mom's basement will communicate or coordinate his efforts with some other guy in <u>his</u> mom's basement to make the sofware they wrote while sitting around in their boxers and velour bathrobes chainsmoking to work together.  They'll give you some general hints about how to get their little chunk of pooh working and that's it.  They have great instructions like:<p>Unpack the distributed source code.  Don't ask us how to do this, we don't have time to teach you basic computer usage.</p><p>Unix users probably don't need to read the rest of this file.  Run:<p>./configure</p><p>make</p><p>make test</p><p>If make test fails you have something wrong on your system.  Uninstall everything from your computer, drop the partitions on your harddrive and recompile the universe using a new sigularity point.  If you continue to have issues it is because your observation of the software is causing the uncertainty wave to collapse leaving you a particle of software with s=nonfunctional.  ./configure without any method of observation or measurement.  You will have software with potential s=functional,s=nonfuctional</p><p>If make test passes, run:</p><p>make install</p>

<p>I've actually done that before -- well, not the sigularity part (we're all still here, right?  duh!)  So after getting the first 3 downloads to install no problem, I figure I got this licked.  Not so.  I spent all of my non working, non sleeping hours the next day trying to get the gdlib to recognize the PNG and JPG libraries.  Since Linux is open source, no one bothers to install stuff in the same directories from one flavor to the next.  Nice.  Late Thursday I finally found how to point the ./cofigure to the location of my libraries (where they automatically installed) rather than where it was looking for them (where the programmer moved them so his hdd was alphabetized?).<br />
Another small victory.  So, time to install GD.pm and get this wrapped up cause the rest is simple.  GD.pm won't install.  No matter what I do, it fails on the test.  It look like it runs the make correctly, no errors--then pukes on the test.  I've spent about 12 hours on that.  I even thought that *gasp* the code in the test may be wrong.  I moved on with the make install, which appeared to work... well it did "stuff"...but then the make test on Authen::Captcha gave errors so strikingly similar and yes, at this point, familiar, that I was back in the readme in GD.pm learning how to create a sigularity and start over.  That's all that's left.  I can't find the other things that they save HAVE to be my problem.</p>

<p>So.  If you're still reading, I went to Monty's today (see the M files link to the right) and played LAN games with him, Jason K. and Stu.  By the time I got home, I'd decided I'd rather turn the comments off than piss with this shit any more.  Then I decided to go look for another spam blocker that maybe didn't have so many prerequisites.  I found <a href="http://www.jayallen.org/projects/comment-challenge/">Comment-Challenge</a>.  It's text based but requires a key that goes up with some other hidden stuff.  I installed it in about 25 minutes -- including the time it took to read the very clear, straight forward documentation.  The key isn't dynamic (yet) and apparently it doesn't need to be.  I might do a little perl/php to make mine dynamic and see how that goes.</p>

<p>OK Holly,  long story short.  The comments now require an authentification code that should block spam.  Anyone/everyone should be able to post comments again -- just no spambots.  When you can't see the forest for the trees, take a step back.  I was at the "can't see the tree because of the bark" stage this time -- or maybe the "don't know it's bark because I didn't recognize it's cellular structure" stage.   Shit.</p>]]>
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